Tuesday, August 01, 2006

To Matt From Wiz: They Might Be A Bit Tight For A Few Days...SPECIAL GATEFOLD RELEASE!

To Matt From Wiz: They Might Be A Bit Tight For A Few Days...SPECIAL GATEFOLD RELEASE!


1. The Only Ones - Another Girl, Another Planet.

I just like this song OK? Sheez.
How did I miss that Blink 182, who I like to call Shit 182, did a cover of this song?
Ho Hum....here's some Youtube 4 u.


2. Black Flag - TV Party

Awesome song, stupidly cute film clip.

This song is on the Repo Man soundtrack, which is great, as is the movoir.
Rollins looks totally snoggable in the clip. It could be because he is sporting a neck.

3. GG Allin - I wanna Fuck Myself

One twisted individual.
I really can't comment. Go here for a breakdown on the psycho.

4. The Fugs - Boobs Alot


"Do you like boobs a lot?/ Gotta like boobs a lot/ If you like boobs a lot tag-a-long/ If you have a long flagon on ..."



5. Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart

Another great karaoke tune. High drama, fantastic!
Here is a video clip made with footage of Xena and her lesbian lover Gabrielle. RADNESS!


6. The New York Dolls - Trash

Man, how good is this band?! I just discovered that they are Morrisseys fave band, which I find slightly odd.
I love trashy people, and love the line "arrrr how do you call your Loverboy?" "TRASH"

Shock horror, here they are performing Trash live on Youtube. Weeeeeeeeee.7. Jonathan Richman And The Modern Lovers - I'm Straight.

I met Jonanthan and his drummer in the food court in China Town before me and my posse went to see him at the metro.
His drummer (name eludes me) waved at me during the gig. Guess he liked it when I bit into his spring roll!

Anyway, this song is about being in love with a girl who is going out with a druggie. I know that feeling.

8. The Frogs - Baby Greaser George

One fucked up band that never fails to make me laff, even when they're singing about blow jobs from new borns wearing leather suits.
Go here to read the lyrics if you're TUFF


9. Nina Hagen - Prima Nina In Ekstasy

She is the queen! I discovered her when a man came up to me whilst I was wearing a tutu and had pink hair, and informed me that I looked like her. I look nothing like her, but I was honoured (after I bought one of her albums).


10. The Cure - Do The Hansa

Early disco punky sounds from The Cure. My favourite band when I was wee thing. I liked to cry to their music and think about how no one understood me except Nellie and Robert Smith.
Then some boy gave me a double live album of theirs on vinyl from the early 80's, and pashed me, and I learned how to smile again.

Isn't that a lovely story?

Can't tell you what The Hansa is, but go to googilism for a few suggestions.
There's some gold there.




11. Magazine - Shot By Both Sides

Good 80's post punk type bizzness.

12. Peeping Tom/Massive Attack - Kill The DJ

This is Mike Pattons latest musical foray and its AWESOME!!!! Get the album now. There's collaborations with artists ranging from Kid Koala to Norah Jones. Album of the year for me thus far.
ps Matt, nothing personal about the title, I thought you'd like this track.

Here is a gratuitous shot of my hubby.


13. Beach Boys - Hang On To Your Ego

Frank Black does a cover of this, but hey, its from Pet Sounds and it's a great tune!


14. Nancy Sinatra - The Last of the Secret Agents

60's surf/spy toon. Nancy is my beyatch.
Once I had sex with her....oh wait a minute, that was Ross.


15. Princess Superstar - Sex ( I Like)

The only song on this album that's not a christmas truck driving song.



16. Free Kitten - Top 40

Kim Gordans other band. These gals rock. This song is about being in love with someone singing to you on the Top 40. I read it's about Matt Goss and NOT about Mike and The Mechanics as originally reported.

17. Lil Wiz - Girl Fight Tonight

Best song ever....again.

18. The Horrorpops - PsychoBitches Outta Hell

I went and saw these guys at the Annandale and the double bass girl spotted my massive tits. She whispered to the hot guitar boy and he had a gander and then she blew me a kiss. It was tops.

They are a very hot looking band AND they have psychobilly go-go dancers. YAY.

Here's a video of them doing another song, Misstake. Tell me that these people ain't hot, I dare you.
PS. They are from Denmark.


19. The 5.6.7.8's - I Walk Like Jayne Mansfield

Well I do!

Japanese girls going OFF.
Here's a link to them singing Woo Hoo.



20. Half Japanese - My Sordid Past

If this song was about me, it woould be called my sordid past,present,future.

21. The Dickies - Poodle Party

I love how being "the sleaziest" and "the easiest" makes you "the best". I told YOU! Maybe you'll listen now that the Dickies have told you.



22. DJ Vadim - The Terrorist

Not so sure how reliable this is, but China Daily reports that a teen girl from Singapore was stopped by Guangzhou airport security guards "when they heard a voice shouting, 'I am a terrorist.'" Turned out to be her mobile ringtone talking, the item says.

LINK



23. Art Brut - Formed A Band

In honour of Bosom, the band Arch, Rocky and I formed. Nellie recomended this song as inspiration for us."It's not irony....we're just talking to the kids."

24. Turbonegro - Wasted Again

I love this band with all my sailor suits! How many times have I been wasted with you Matt? I can't count. All fun. Here is our theme tune...FUCK YEAH!