Sorry I Got Fat N Drank All Your Beer

Sorry I Got Fat 'N Drank All Your Beer. For Stuart From Wiz

As you can see I have been slack and not posted any of my previous Tape Swap extravaganzas on this esteemed blog. It took the challenge of STUART to coax my little nose out...and here I am. Hi.

On a general note, can I just say, you guys are doing an awesome job!
Tape Swap would obviously be nothing without you, so YAY! Thanks for making it so entertaining.

OK lets get down to it...

1. After Hours - The Velvet Underground.
Has anyone heard of this band? Some guy called Lou Reed sings for them. I think they're on Britneys label.
Bwa haha.

But really, this song sums up how I felt when I lived in a horrid little unit in Ryde during my late teens. Sad.

2. Can Your Pussy Do The Dog? - The Cramps.
What a sexy band! Makes me wanna put on big boots and suck face.

3. Punk Rock Girl - The Dead Milkman.
I used to pretend this song was written about me. Then I remembered I was just a convent educated lass with great hair and no ambition.

Go here for the SUPERCUTE film clip. I LOVE BOYS!!!!!

4. Leader Of The Pack - The Shangris Las
I always wanted to be in a band like this. Who doesn't want to pash of the leader off the pack. He rides a ducati you know.

5. Folsom Prison Blues (live) - Johnny Cash

Oh wow, how good is this live album? I love the man in black! He looks especially hot when he is Joaquin.
This is one of my favourite live albums of all time. The convicts cheering in the background are awesome!
Check out some footage here.

6. Dancing Barefoot - Patti Smith

Patti was a very exciting discovery for me. This song rocks. Did the Celibate Rifles do a cover of this?
"Oh god I fell for you". Loves it.

7. Two Doors Down - Dolly Parton

Dolly is my one true love. I think this songs great. She's all sad 'cause she got dumped and her neighbours are boozing it up. By the second verse, she's picked up a hottie and by the third verse she's rooting him in her unit.
Love a girl who can bounce back!

If you don't love Dolly now, you will after you see this AMAZING clip of her singing Two Doors Down. The tagline on the site says "THE GREAT DOLLY FROM A EARLY 80'S VARIETY SPECIAL, `THE AUDIENCE LOOKS LIKE THEY WANDERED IN FROM A "CURE" CONCERT!"
Truly HILARIOUS!
She is soooo cute. She reminds me of Miss Piggy, in a good way.

8. If I'm In Luck I Might Get Picked Up - Betty Davis

This is classic sexy funk. If you like da funk, you will love this woman! She is fantastic..."Started wiggling my fanny..."



9. Cherry Bomb - The Runaways

What self respecting lady doesn't love this song. Bad girls rool.
I wish I was a teenager again, so I could kick my dad in the balls and run away wearing nothing but a g.string.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch the clip here.

10. Modelling Sucks - Handsome Boy Modelling School

"I am a male model, not a male prostitute.....they made me take off my top"

11. Trash From Sydney City - Sydney City Trash

My favourite live act in Sydney. The lads who took the 'o' out of 'country'.
Fuck yeah!
Go to their website and find out when their next gig is. And don't be a fucktard... BUY THE ALBUM!

12. I Want It All - Veruca Salt from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

Sorry Stuart, I forgot you have kids, so have probably seen this movie a million times. I just wanna slap that little Veruca slut across her smug little face, but I agree with her life philosophy..."give it to me...NOW!"

13. Let's Pretend We're Bunny Rabbits - Magnetic Fields

A great song about rooting all day...like bunny rabbits. It's got a nice sort of Beach Boys sound. Check out their triple album 69 Love Songs.

14. Orgasm Addict - Buzzcocks

The Buzzcocks are one of my favourite bands. This song is tops. The other day I had this toon in my head and kept singing it at my parents house, much to their delight.

15. Reject All America - Bikini Kill

Thank you Bikini Kill for ripping me out of my debilitating teen angst phase...you RAWK!
Kathleen Hanna ain't everyone's cup of tea, but she's mine.
I saw them at sydney uni back in the day, and she made all the tall boys move back so I could see.

Here's a clip of them singing Suck My Left One live.

16. Girl Fight Tonight - ME (lil wiz)

All of my Tape Swap partners get this toon. Obviously the best song ever recorded. Kudos to Mitch who made it happen. If you desperately wanna hear it, go to it's own special Myspace place.

17. The Girls Attractive - Diamond Nights

Well I am. Heeeeee. Nice bit of Billy Idol sounding pop rock.

18. Sexy Results - Death From Above 1979

Mel introduced me to this band back in TS round one. I love them. This song is sexy, and its called sexy results. Kaching! Something modern for the kids.

19. Intimate Secretary - The Raconteurs

Jack Whites OTHER band. The whole album is really good. I wouldn't lie. It really is. This is my fave toon off it at the moment.

20. Still Wasted From The Party Last Night - Liam Lynch

Yes, he's the United States Of Whatever dude, but he is SOOO much more. Hows Jack Black Collaborator strike ya? He's funny, and I would marry him if he was fatter. (like my true fiancee JB)
Here is some liam hilarity.

21. Naked Pictures (of your mother) - Electric Six

You can't stop me 'cause this is my favourite band at the moment so up yours grandpa!
Just AWESOME. Is this my favourite song? Maybe. I won't tell you.

22. All Grown Up - Gore Gore Girls

A big hairy man I know found these gals on the strength of their name. Garage pop chicklets singing about staying out late and wearing hair up high and dating boys....bup baa baddup ba ba.

23. Bringing Back The Balls To Rock - Lordi

Thank god Lordi won Eurovision, otherwise I may have never found them. They RAWK. Monster rock is good rock..."hail in the name of rock n roll"!

24. Who's Got The Crack? - The Moldy Peaches.

These guys are a low-fi group who sing funny songs about porn and skinning rich kids. I thought I'd end with this one, so next time I see Stuart he will come straight up to me with a well packed crack pipe and a silly grin on his stoopid face.

And guess what!? Here's a video of 'em singing WHO'S GOT THE CRACK?